Articles by dudeman



  I like to think of myself as a big, strong and virile guy. After all, I’m 6’3’ tall, I’ve been blessed with broad shoulders and chiseled features (albeit with as many lines as Google maps). I’m also a very hairy man, bushy enough to the point where I could pose for the cover of…

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Don’t get caught!

  So there you are, spending a lovely Saturday afternoon at the mall with your wife. She dragged you away from the twenty-something home projects you started on and plan to eventually finish. You make the best of the mall day and start to enjoy the time.  As you are walking down the long stretch…


It’s been a hard up night

Is it me or does it just seem that every time you want to have sex with your wife that she is either not in the mood, on her period or too damn tired. Lets analyze this… If she’s not in the mood maybe she can give us a hint of what we can do…

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Where does all of the toilet paper go?

I understand that women are very clean individuals and that they have feminine needs on a monthly basis. What I don’t understand is how someone can go through a roll (or rolls..) of toilet paper within one day. That’s like 200+ sheets of paper used, approximately 100 feet long. That’s alot of butt wiping. It…


Late for Dinner

It’s not that we come home late after work because we really want to, but let me put it in perspective. After a long and crazy day spent in meetings and putting out fires, the only time that we can do our actual job duties like reading and responding to emails, reviewing contracts, putting together…

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What’s for Dinner?

“What’s for Dinner?” For some reason, these three words tend to create tension from my wife whenever this question is asked. We could be having the greatest casual conversation during my lunch break check-in call and once the three magical words are spoken, I get the complete shutdown. Actually, I get a response with four…


Home Improvement

When did I become a carpenter, painter, drywall finisher, and gardener? If you ask my wife, it happened the day I said, “I do”. The other day, my wife said, “let’s do a few things around the house”. To fully comprehend what she said, I must break down the elements of this seemingly uncomplicated, unambiguous…

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